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Mandatory racism: another vital part of the Consistent User Experience™.
I’ve decided not to use official Twitter clients until the trend bar is either an option or gone altogether. This situation is exactly why. To be clear, I have no issues with ad-supported software. If Twitter wants to run an ad at the top of the scrollview, Twiterrific-style, I’m all for it. It’s your platform. Monetize away. But the problem with the trend bar implementation is that I’m being subjected to what I find to be the poor taste of millions of mouth-breathing buffoons in my own timeline.
To put it another way, it feels like Twitter put up a Thomas Kinkade in my living room. While many people may truly enjoy the Painter of Light™, I am not one of them.
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Hating the system is a favorite American pastime. It feels good, is difficult to stop once you start, and gets you precisely nowhere, not unlike eating Doritos.An interesting read.
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Yeah, I’m probably insane for driving to the office today, but at least I’m not utterly stymied by a few inches of snow like the rest of CT.
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Pretty neat for $4.30. Dunno what I’m gonna do with it, though.
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Mondays
Things that make Mondays bearable include, but are not limited to: reaching for your coffee cup with the intention of finding it to be empty or lukewarm, but instead finding at least half a cup of passably hot coffee and not having to walk to the kitchen to get more coffee because it’s fucking Monday.
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People still play WoW? Really?
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College
I Miss: having a 3-week ski vacation after the end of classes in 2 weeks
I Don’t Miss: having to take fucking finals, suckers